Andrew
The Long Now is an organisation which strives to inspire long-term
thinking in an attempt to improve the quality of our human existence.
Its’ centrepiece, a mechanical clock with a 10,000 year power reserve.
They’re gonna want to put an onion crown on that one.
We were all tasked with giving our opinions on this organisation.
Without knowing what anyone else would write about, I tried to come up
with an original viewpoint. Whilst even the entire weekend was not
enough time to delve properly into every sub group of the Long Now
(which I highly recommend you do), it was enough time to absorb the bulk
of it, and come to this conclusion.
For comparison, some of the oldest institutions known to human history:
Education:
The oldest existing educational institutions on earth include the King’s
School, Canterbury, England, founded in 597, the University of
Karueein, founded in 859 in Fez, Morocco, as well as the University of
Bologna in Italy, founded in 1088. There are many others that would
still be here if not for civil unrest, religious war, and systematic
genocide.
Business:
The oldest operating business on earth was Kongo Gumi in Japan, founded
in 578. It was a construction company that specializes in shrines and
temples until it was bought out in 2006 after suffering financially.
Certainly, many other long running businesses have ceased operation for
the same reasons as above.
Finance:
Banca Monte dei Paschi di Siena is the oldest surviving bank in the
world, founded in 1472. Sveriges Riksbank is the central bank of Sweden
and the world’s oldest central bank, founded in 1668.
Religion:
Judaism is the world's oldest known monotheistic religion, dating
back approximately 4,000 years. Hinduism is said to be even older, and
there are several religious idols and depictions that have been
discovered and dated to before even that (the Dreamtime and Aboriginal
Australians – approximately 75,000 years).
Horology - the literal study and measure of the passage of time:
The Antikythera mechanism has been dated (if it is even human) to
sometime around 200-100BC. As it stands, it is the oldest mechanically
complex horological device, until around the 1300s when the Verge
escapement was invented by…someone. It makes me laugh that out of all
histories, horological history is so often completely incomplete, or
absolutely contested with flimsy thereabout dates. The Horological
Society of New York is the oldest still running society, founded in
1866.
All this to say: we (humans) like to think that we are very forward
thinking. And we are; actually, out of every animal, we are the best by a
country mile. But we still aren’t very good. Thinking 75 years ahead
from now, based on a 75,000-year timeline starting with early Aboriginal
Australians, is like thinking 86 seconds ahead in a 24-hour period. And
we certainly don’t even do that. In fact, I would be very surprised if
most countries had a forward planning average longer than whatever their
standard government/parliament term is. So, every time you drive across
the Sydney Harbour Bridge (in traffic or not), be thankful it was made
wide enough to incorporate seven vehicle lanes, a 24-hour bus lane, two
train lines, a footpath, and a cycleway, in the 1920s! Oh, the
foresight! (Hands up if you remember the M4 having two lanes).
But not only that, we for the most part struggle at making things last.
Depending on which historian you talk to, there have been over 70
distinct ‘civilisations’ (ancient Rome, Carthage, South Americas,
Babylon, etc.) Their average length? Take a guess. The worst part is,
most of the time, these civilisations are not destroyed by natural
events, but by mismanagement and war. Not to mention the fact that if
any relic is moderately valuable there are always attempts to steal or
destroy. The Great Pyramids of Giza were once covered in stark white
polished limestone. What a sight that would have been if you didn’t have
your eyes toasted from the reflection. The average lifespan is about
349.2 years with a median of 330. Of course, many lasted much longer
than that, say a couple thousand years for the biggest and best.
Clearly, you can see the cynic, realist(?), and pessimist, creep to the
surface as I type this. 10,000 years is a bloody long time. With a
current global average life expectancy of 70 years, that’s about 143
lifetimes. For both the organisation to last and the clock to chime.
Please, don’t get me wrong, I am behind this idea 100%. As well as the
clock, some sub-organisations include The Rosetta Stone and PanLex, who
are documenting, translating, and recording all languages in human
history that are currently known. How much more might we know about
ourselves if we could only decipher the scribbles of old?
There are also lectures not only on the importance of forward thinking
but how to do it better than we have been, and trying to learn from past
human failure and success. So many reasons to be a part of it. Come on,
a 10,000-year clock that produces a unique chime every day! That’s the
coolest thing ever! Watchmaking is all about embedding yourself as a
humble character in the passage of time by maintaining its measuring
devices, and ensuring that they live longer than yourself. This is that
and then some.
But a small part of me struggles not to think that the project is doomed
to fail, because humans are too. The smallest example of our impending
doom in relation to forward thinking that comes to mind; me wanting to
be a part of this organisation and finding out how much it costs to
contribute and become a member, only to weigh the cost of membership
against private health insurance, with consideration that the average
home deposit for pretty much every suburb in Sydney has had a rise in
cost of between $40,000 and $120,000…over the last year. More than most
yearly salaries. A bigger example: We just can’t stop throwing rubbish
into the ocean. Of course, I could just better manage my finances and
squeeze the membership in, or protest at Town Hall in the time slot
after the ‘Free Julian Assange’ people, but that would be putting brand
new rims on a car with no engine.
This might be an exaggeration but it holds true for so many things. The
Long Now won’t pay my mortgage or fill my belly. (Please read in David
Attenborough voice) For humans to start putting the effort in for each
other, en masse, generations into the future, our world must be in a
place of absolute peace, prosperity, and progression. Anything less, and
the human will default to its primal, knee jerk reaction of
self-preservation (End David A.). Seems pretty pointless winding a clock
to last thousands of years when our current legacy as viewed from
ultra-advanced aliens is – Earth, group of animals who fail to correctly
harness natural resources due to greed, fail to care and feed each
other due to greed, and fail to preserve the only home they have due to
mindless wastefulness, and greed.
I promise this article is mostly a jokingly bleak, light-hearted
criticism. It is just the immediate negative reaction I have to most
things. I know the purpose of the Long Now is to start the chatter and
inspire people which is very noble, and I’m sure it is already
succeeding with 11561 members since 01996. If that clock is finished in
my lifetime, I will climb that mountain to hear its chime and give it a
wind. Of that you can be certain. And you should too. It is being
designed in such a way that it can be modified and updated as time and
technology rolls on. Made from materials that are of no value (you’d be
lucky to get $1.50 per kilo for stainless and would have to get it out
of an actual mountain first, but then again, all of that stark white
limestone is still gone). Of course, there are instructions in
easy-to-understand pictorials on maintenance and usage, so that in the
unlikely event of a virus wiping us all out, whoever finds the clock
will be able to continue the ticking. But due to the length of time it
is expected to run, it will be mostly a manual wind clock.
I give it 4000 years…give or take 349.2.
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